Art is weird.
I mean, look at the detail this person went to to make this super creepy McDonalds landscape:
It’s very detailed, and very percise, but it’s also very wrong. Like, seriously, very wrong. But it’s art, so someone likes it I guess.
It’s that time of year again. The traditional dump of all things inappropriate for the internet. So join me after the jump for the best of the best, worst of the worst.
Yes, there are no more names left to use for Stumble Posts. But I care not, because I said so. I’m sure I’m lying to you. But, am I lying if I just haven’t come up with a new name yet? Or if a past self comes from the future (Since time travel would have to be invented in the future, to go back in time to get a previous me, and the return to the previous me’s future, but the future me’s past), and give me a new name. And, I deliberately made that as confusing as possible, so if you followed that and didn’t just say tl;dr, then good for you.
It’s winter, and there’s snow on the ground, and its the same snow that’s been on the ground since December, it never goes away, more just keeps coming. Well, that’s exactly like what the stumbles are. The internet just keeps coming up with more and more awesome, amazing, funny, meme, and wrong things for me to find and gather together in a post for you all to enjoy.
It’s stumbles time. First one of 2011. And how can we make 2011 any better then 2010, well, with more wrongness. Sadly, I don’t think this quite matches up to some of the previous wrong stumbles. But it has some awesome things in it, so that’s good enough.
Anyway, take a gander after the link if you want to look at them, and if you’re reading these via RSS, no clicking needed, enjoy.
Partly because of the first picture below, and partly because I am in love with Sara Bareilles’ song King of Anything which I am embedding below because I can.
I think you will find that video excellent, and if you don’t whatever. Anyway, below you will find the standard fare of awesome and wrong internet pictures I’ve found while stumbling around the internet. There is a new contender for “worst picture ever.” There is also some pretty extra lame jokes that made me laugh. And there is a great ending photo that you will all love, if you don’t love it you are wrong and should rethink your loving of that last photo and get back to me.
Also, for those who care, this post was on: 10, 11/12 & 13:14
Anyway, end rambling, start stumbling…
Another heaping helping of wrongness courtesy of everyone’s favorite add on, Stumble Upon. We got memes, gifs, Nazis, and more, all for your viewing pleasure, all right after the click. Play a game of scrabble, hop on a plane to Australia, and remember, you are getting all of this information through the internet, what is yours called?
Its time again for the best stumbles in the history of the internet. These fine stumbled pictures are up there for humor, love, wrongness, Nazi, and cute. Only one can take home the gold, and end the post. That picture has the responsibility to hold off the other stumbles until i write the next one, whenever that is. So without further rambling on my part,
We welcome in the new year with the latest iteration of Stumbles. This is number 21 (give or take), and this is year 2010, so let’s see where it takes us. Alittle history:
Hopefully there will be some awesome things in store for 201. I’m already working on 3 or 4 posts that I think are great. And let’s not forget the conclusion to the exciting events of World War IIb. So sit back, relax, and watch the wrongness fly
All hail Preppitania, the preppiest place on this pale planet we call home (you try coming up with a word for home that starts with “P”)
Yahoo Answers has come up with this destination in all of its glory. After the first sentence where the answerer says it needs to be a fascist government, everything goes downhill. From only being allowed to wear Moosejaw and Abercrombie, and the only television show being One Tree Hill.
I have one question about the school though, why lawn care. Maybe I’m not up on my prepitude, but lawn care doesn’t seem right for a preppy kid, but hey, maybe times have changed.
And the sports, football is all good for high school, but Wikipedia tells me that preppy people play other more classy sports, and I tend to agree with Wikipedia (when do I not?). But hey, things change, so maybe this preppy town is different.
I love the work camp idea though. I think every fascist government is required to have some for of those, and every government regardless needs a secret police force to maintain power. So with a combination of those two forces we can get a nice little unending force. I would put them to work making polo shirts too though. And after they have made their share of them, they would be expired, but not by firing squad, that’s too realistic, no, how about poisoning them with gas, very Nazi-esque.
And just like the Nazis, the work camp people will be lulled into a false sense of security. The Secret police, who I will call members of The Hollitzer (you see the play on words there), will lure them into “a store” where on “display” are the scarfs and polos that they put their “hard work” into. The Hollitzer members will congratulate them, and let them have their pick of what they want, and then poison cologne will be pumped in.
Yes, I like my Preppitania better I must say.
But you can read the full Yahoo! Answers post below if you want: