Off to warm and wet California for the week. Actually, just a bit longer than a week. For the next 5 days I’ll be in the San Francisco area for work, then next weekend I’m hitting up my first new National Park of 2017, Joshua Tree. Look forward for some photos of it later next week. Enjoy.
I’m traveling! Again! Can you believe it? I can’t. I wish I were home though. Stay tuned for another short week of posts.
It’s that time of year again. The traditional dump of all things inappropriate for the internet. So join me after the jump for the best of the best, worst of the worst.
Well, it’s not really a “spy” jacket, especially since you have to take it off and get it X-rayed at the airport anyway, but the name of the company that makes/will make/thought it up, SCOTTEVEST, reminds me of Soviet, and that reminds me of Spies, and so this will get the name of the Spy Jacket.
The “Carry-On Coat” or, what I would call it, a trench coat, the one pictured above, is, for lack of a better term, their “Flagship” product in this new, untapped market of unneededness. It is a good concept, but I find that in testing it wouldn’t work at all. I’m all for putting as much stuff on your person as possible when you travel, it’s just smart. But have you ever tried to sit down in an airplane chair with a coat on? It doesn’t work, especially if you have 2 shirts, a pair of shoes, and a full bottle of water.
But you already knew that, so you took your jacket off and stuffed it in the overhead bin. But oh noes, this flight is full of smart people, and they all have their two allowed carryons, all at the maximum size allowed, now the flight attendants are saying you must keep your jackets on you/your lap to make room for all the bags.
Now you’re stuck with this giant uncomfortable Teflon “pillow” for your 8 hour plane ride next to some screaming 2 year old.
Also, this is not in leather, and I like leather, it looks better.
There is this sport coat version, which is slightly easier to wear and not be all weird, except you can’t keep an extra pair of clothes in it, but really, what purpose does that serve.