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jdbrew linked to this video explaining an insane (what I’m calling Fan) theory regarding The Matrix.

I don’t want to spoil it for you, but I understand that it’s 15 minutes long which include an unnecessary minute long intro, and (on my watch 2 (two)) pre-roll ads.

Anyway, read the title of the post, then think what Neo is supposed to be, then switch them up. That’s the gist of this theory. Yes it was posted 5 years ago, yes I am just seeing it today. Deal with it.

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Indiana Jones + Star Wars Theory

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I love me a good theory that ties random movies together.  It’s even better when we involve Nazi’s in the mix, because seriously, it is, trust me.  So when I stumbled onto this Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Jack Ryan cross theory on the assassination of Hitler, I was hooked.   I broke up the original picture into 5 sections, because I felt it was easier to read, and I could commentate on each part.

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Honestly, the Hitler scene of The Last Crusade is one of my favorite parts of the movie series.  It’s so unexpected what happens that it could only, happen to Harrison Ford.

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Lots of faces melt in that series.

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Darth Vader is always waiting.

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I hope something like this is acknowledged in Star Wars 7.  Nothing blatant, just a little nod saying yea, we teamed up and killed a dictator.  Hell, it could even be translated to be The Emperor.

Anyway, I thought it was fun, I like things like that.  Even though imgur has told me that I should dislike it because it’s a repost.  But whatever, I’ve never seen it before.  Also, if anyone would like to link to the original source please let me know.  I tried looking on 9gag, but then I remembered that their site sucks, and is just a rehash of other stolen content.



Alternate History Thursdays

Another edition of Alternate History Thursdays, this one doesn’t focus so much on history, as it does on a theory to take on an actual product.

The product, is the single greatest platformer of the

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SNES generation, Donkey Kong Country.  I’ll let the video do the major explanation, but since it’s unwatchable at certain points, here’s the gist:

America (King K. Rool) is evil, and exploitative, destroying native island nations, for their fruit and oil.  And Donkey Kong is a native trying to fight the man, and there’s a surprisingly large amount of actual history that correlates to events of the game, if you look at it through the patented 2 shooter ice bullet glasses™.

As much as this somehow fits actual events, I’m gonna have to slot this into the Alternate History version of America.  Because only there would it be OK to refer to American solders as Kremlings.