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A Prime end to the Year

You may have noticed that I posted a lot this year.  Quite a lot actually.  The blog hasn’t seen this many posts since 2008.  That’s quite an achievement I must say.  Granted, some of the posts this year have been quite pathetic, and some were delayed due to server reliability issues, but every day had a post.  That was a resolution I made last year.  I’m happy to say that we did it.

2016 has been full of amazing, unexpected things.  Sunset in Yosemite, an Alaskan adventure, a crazy election, and lots of drones.  I do not know what 2017 has in store, I will say this though, the ever increasing number of posts is unsustainable.  Do not expect daily updates tomorrow.  Do not expect the complete shutdown of the site either.  It’s complicated business, though I will still post things.  Trust me, there’s plenty of different alternate history stories I have to tell, including maybe going into more detail from yesterday’s bombshell of a reveal.

Any Hootie and the Blowfish.

Welcome to 2017.  Time to get things going

373 is a prime number.

You are welcome.

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There’s nothing in the world like Action Park!

Roadtrippers has a pretty good write up on the soon to be revived, Action Park.  However, I think what you really should do is watch this video first.  It may be long, but it’s totally worth it.  If you’re lazy, skip to 8:20.  If you’re really lazy, look at the photo below the video:

loop slide

Yes, that is a water-slide with a full vertical loop on it.  Let that sink in for a few minutes.  Ok, have you thought enough about it.  Because I’m about to blow your mind even more.  Let’s take a gander over at the Wikipedia page of Action Park.  It is full of amazing.

First you should know that over the park’s 18 year life, 6 people are confirmed to have died due to park rides.  6 People.  Today if a person gets a bloody noise because they tripped on their own shoe lace parks are liable for something.  Weren’t the 1980s a better time?

Action Park was divided into 3 distinct sections, Alpine attractions, Motorworld, and Waterworld (not to be confused with the 1995 Movie of the same name).

In the Alpine section was an Alpine slide, which was a concrete and fiberglass ride down a mountain (ski lifts took you to the top).  This ride produced one of the park’s deaths, that of an employee who hit his head on a rock when his sled jumped the track.  You see the sleds were poorly maintained, and had only two speeds, – crawling, and Ludicrous Speed.

Motorworld had motor sports and rides, the coolest would be the Tank Ride.  Which pitted occupants who sat in a go cart like vehicle that was a tank, they then shot tennis balls out of the tank’s a main cannon at each other.  Spectators could man tennis ball cannons around the perimeter of the chain link fence enclosed arena.  Damn, that’s gotta be fun.

Waterworld was the bread and butter of the park though, (or at least it seemed like it).  Being one of the first major water parks in the nation, the Waterworld section of Action Park invented alot of things that are taken for granted now a-days.  There’s just too much to post about here, you might as well just read the Wikipedia section on Action Park, (that is, if you haven’t already read the entire thing).

The one ride I will call out though is Cannonball Loop, that amazing photo above.  That ride was only ever open for short periods of time, most likely when the manager, or owner at the time forgot how dangerous it was.  While no one died on that ride, it just doesn’t look safe.  And the differences between people’s body weights and make ups was just too much for it.

It does look awesome though, doesn’t it?

In 1996, after it had lost it’s insurance, and piling personal-injury lawsuits, the park was forced to close.  Parts of it are still open and running under new names – Mountain Creek is one.  And this summer the name is supposed to be revived, weather that means all the awesome history or not is up in the air, but it’s a safe bet that none of the cool things will be open.


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Crazy Comments

I never would have guessed this, but my post regarding guest posts got quite alot of guest story comments.

Full length crazy stories, with the occasional spam link thrown in for good measure.  It seems that the spam bots think that if there’s alot of extra filler text that makes sense and then a link to free drugs, that I will let it through.

Well, it would help if the “story” wasn’t a blatant attempt at some strange incoherent fantasy world.  It was a good attempt, and whoever programmed this spambot is thinking outside the box, that’s for sure.

I was going to post snippets of the stories, or screen shots of them, but that would mean the spammers won.  And in my mind spammers are communists, and communists can never win.  Don’t try and make sense of my logic, that’s just how it is.  It’s a shame though, since now that i blocked those IPs, I won’t get any new stories from them.  Oh well.