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The greatest Movie Threats of all time

This is totally worth watching for 11 minutes.  It’s movie gold watching all the threats, taunts, and general excessive swearing.  All in all, I’ve seen a good precentage of the films on the list, but I must say,   there is a sevear lack of Bruce Willis quotes here.

Off the top of my head, I can come up with 3 from Die Hard:

  • Let’s see you take this under advisement, jerkweed! {youtube}
  • I’m going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me the code.
  • You motherfucker, I’m gonna kill you! I’m gonna fuckin’ cook you, and I’m gonna fucking eat you!

Too bad too as any ammount of Bruce Willis makes everything better.

You can get the whole list over here at Pajiba, and this is where I found it, over on Moviefone.

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Go The Fuck To Sleep

As Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CFuyE_VBeO8

This children’s book for adults became infamous recently and topped the Amazon Best Seller’s list, before it was released.  It’s currently available today, in Hardcover, and Kindle, but why pay for the Kindle version when you only get the black and white illustrations.

Irregardless, you can listen to Mr. Samuel L. Jackson narrate this wounderfull book in all his kick ass glory.  Yes, there’s his trademark style of language, but also a softer side (although, that’s probably the mellow music’s fault).  Anyway, listen to the book, then read his Filmography, and wounder why you haven’t seen all those movies yet.

{Nerve}