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SANTA!

Here you can watch over 3 minutes of different takes on Santa from the land of cinema over the years.  I knew where many of them were from, but some were just out there strange.  Oh well, Merry Christmas everyone.

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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to you all.  It’s the 4th Thursday of November, and in America, that’s Thanksgiving.  It’s really just a time to be thankful for everything.  So that’s what I’m doing.  How are you handling it?

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Pasta with Jam Sauce

In honor of Thanksgiving this week, here is a wounderful alternative recipe to serve to your guests:

Pasta with Jam Sauce

The entire dish was cooked up by the young son West of Misha Collins.  The series is called Cooking Fast and Fresh with West.  It’s There are only 4 episodes, they are all great, you should give yourself 45 minutes and watch them.

The entire video of how to make Pasta with Jam Sauce is available below.  Seriously, watch the whole thing, it’s great.

In case you want to see what the whole recipe is, here are the ingredients:

  • 10 strawberry jam
  • So many tomato sauces
  • 5 inches of carrot juice
  • All the orange juice
  • 1 bag chocolate chips
  • 3/4 bag of goldfish
  • 8 inches of blackberries
  • 1 red delicious apple
  • 1 box of pasta (Rotelle shaped is preferred, but you can use what you like)
  • 1 jar of tomato sauce

Mix that all together in a large bowl, then boil it until it looks brown, serve right away.

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Alternate History Thursdays – May Day

It’s May Day, and you know what that means, time to celebrate Communism.  In the present reality, May Day is celebrated on May 1st, when it’s known as International Workers Day, except in America, where it’s known as Labor Day, and celebrated on the first Monday of September.

Well, in our alternate reality, it’s still celebrated on May 1st, even in Communist America.  It’s worth it to know that the movement started soon after WW2 ended, in July of 1949, (incipiently, just a few years after Roswell, coincidence, I think NOT!)  There are many theories as to how this holiday started, I will go into the one I like best, which, no surprise, deals with the attempted usage of Alien technology by dumb stupid Communists.

After nearly a full earth year on the planet, the surviving aliens were desperate to make contact with their home world, so they actually assisted, as opposed to trying to, the Commies in getting the IDR functioning.  They managed to hook it up and send messages back with few problems in no time at all.  However, it wasn’t right away that they heard a response from their home planet.  You see, across realities, the aliens had not been missing at all yet.  It was only when they made contact that time synced back up again, and the natives of Centari received the message.  It was like “pause” had been set on reality, and the aliens were just getting back to the game.

The Centarins had no record of a missing ship, so they took this all as a hoax at first.  It wasn’t until months later, late August 1948 local earth time, that the Centarians believed their story, (time has been flowing normally now).  The question now becomes what happened, and how to fix it?

Naturally, the stranded aliens, (who unfortunately have never been given names in any official, or unofficial document), didn’t divulge all this information to the Commie Americans.  Weather it was because the stranded knew that the Americans were commies, and inherently evil, or because they were naturally dis-trusting of humans in general will probably never be known.  What is know though, is that the Commie Americans tried as hard as possible to get weapons out of this technology in any way possible.  They were very much interested in the whole time travel aspect of the Centarians.

The Centarians on the other hand were not able to help with the time travel aspect.  They were at a loss as to how they managed to stop time for their counterparts back home.  From what they were able to gather (having been able to hook up to the Galactic Photon Flow, (GPF), which is basically the inter-galactic version of the internet), many universities and amateurs alike had been trying for months to study the gigantic space explosion.  Some were focused on the location, while others were focused on the cause.  Both had so far proved elusive.

Oh well, that’s enough of this story for now, turns out it had nothing to do with May Day did it?  Was it enjoyable at least?

Good.

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Stars!

As Comet ISON makes its way around the sun, take today to be Thankful for the universe, and the astronomical odds that you would be alive at this very moment, reading this very thing.  Pretty crazy huh?

If that doesn’t make you feel small, take alook at this interactive star map:

stars

 

Drag it around, zoom in and out, make the stars brighter and dimmer, be amazed that you can see stars from 200 light years away, and how bright they are, which means they must be gigantic.

Happy Thanksgiving y’all.

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Would you like an Apple Pie with that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY&feature=related

Well would you punk?

That’s right, it’s the time honored tradition of annoying the piss out of you, and it couldn’t have come any earlier.  I expect you to watch that, and have it stuck in your head for the rest of the day.  You’re welcome.

Now, allow Bruce Willis to welcome you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIfNtUttcYk

To the Deadly Computer Blog Holiday Extravaganza!!!

Ok, I just wanted a reason to post include that video, and really, I don’t need a reason to include Mr. Willis.

{Ding fries are Done}

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Microwave Music

Ok, it’s alittle late, but I had to show it, just because it’s so awesome:

I can only imagine how much power was needed to get those microwaves working like that.  I mean, look at all the extension cords!  From my count, it’s 49 microwaves, at around 500 watts each, that’s a lot of power.   even if it was only for a minute each.  Probably why they did it in a warehouse.

I like how they didn’t get 50 of all the same microwaves, but mixed it up, that makes it more awesome.

Made by the awesome people of AKQA

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Awesome Google Doodles Today

Today is Halloween, yay?  I don’t like Halloween, but whatever. Google has an awesome series of doodles on their homepage today.  In fact, I’ve never seen this type before.  When you click on the logo, it changes, to 4 different ones.

The first one is above, it’s kinda boring and I can’t really see that “e” at the end.

Now it’s all candy that you would get while trick or treating tonight.

More candy.  Google people must live in a generous neighborhood.

The candy is eaten.  I hope they checked it for razor blades, and pills, and other unsavory things.  Because even if Google’s motto is “Don’t Be Evil” that’s far from how the rest of the world is.