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Fries

Are perpetually done.

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The Fries Duke, The Fries

How could we go all year without the reminder of this classic?

I didn’t think so, did you?

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Happy Thanksgiving

That is everything I wanted to Say.

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Merry Christmas

To Everyone.

EOM

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Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.  I hope you’re having a grand ole day.  In the time honored tradition, I am thankful for my travel this year.  All 10,000 miles of it so far.

Tent Sunset

{The Arctic}

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Alternate History Thursday: Halloween

I honestly hate this “holiday”  Even if it’s a glorified reason to dress up in less clothes, that’s demeaning towards people haven’t you heard?


In West Roanoke 1588 the remains of the original alien invaders to earth were discovered by the colonists there. The primitive colonists had no idea what this type of technology was, or this type of anatomy.  Being on a brand new continent, they simply thought that their European brothers were about to stumble upon something that was far beyond them.  Naturally, this troubled them, and they made it their duty to investigate the remains, so they started digging, and digging.  They dug all through the winter for it was an important enough find that they needed answers, also, the area around the remains remained much warmer than the colony site just a mile away.

After months of digging, they reached the base of the remains.  Or what seemed like it to them that is.  A solid, seamless metal structure was at the 117 foot level.  The colonists tried to dig horizontally but they did not have the resources or ability to get very far.

Eventually, the harsh winter caught up with the colonists.  They had exerted too much energy uncovering this monument and they ran out of stored food.  As a group, they descended onto the warm monument in hopes that the warmth would attract animals they could trap and eat.  When the last colonist reached the bottom an unknown portal opened up taking them inside.  Gravity waves moved all of the excavated soil back over the hole.  Any visible trace of this project had vanished.

What happened to the colonists?  We currently do not know.  I know though, since I’m telling you this much, I must know what happens next.  Stay tuned next time for the gripping conclusion to Alien Invasion – Roanoke.

{Creepiest Tree Ever}

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SSSTTumbleDd!

BECausE I sAiD so!!

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Memorial Day

Today we’ve remembered those who gave their lives protecting this great nation over our 240 year history.  Take a moment of your day and salute someone with respect.

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Happy Easter

That is all.

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Alternate History Thursday: Nakatomi

Christmas Eve 1998: Nakatomi Plaza, Never Forget

I’ll let the photo above speak for itself.  Tonight, 27 years ago terrorists took over the Nakatomi building in Century City California.  Their target, $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds.  That’s amazing, even the amount of money stolen still holds up today, it’s not some piss poor $100,000 or similar, it’s well over half a billion dollars.  Damn Hans, you really did know how to pull it off.

It's Not Really Christmas until Hans Gruber Falls off the Nakatomi Tower

As is Christmas Tradition, it isn’t really Christmas until you’ve watched this documentary, just like every 4th of July you must watch Independence Day, every year, around Christmas time, you must watch the hero cop from New York City single handedly stop a hostile take over.

To commerate this memorable event, there is even a music video.  Because John McClane has also been involved in multiple similar instances.

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