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On a cold spring day in April, Adolf Hitler was born. Or at least that’s the official story. You know the saying, if you went back in time to kill Hitler as a child, you wouldn’t really be killing him. The mid-wife/nanny at the time would go steal a baby from someone else and raise it as young Adolf instead. So in essence you created Hitler, that makes you worse then Hitler, you time traveling monster.
Luckily though, time travel doesn’t exist in this universe. In other universes World War III was started as a time-war. Not a time-bomb, a time-war. It’s pretty complicated and I don’t want to go into it right now, but suffice to say, things got messy.
Fresh on the heals of this morning’s announcement that we’re going back to our crazy, WW2, politically-incorrect stumble-fest roots, here’s the latest batch of stumble pictures and gifs. You’re welcome.
Wow, I can’t believe I was able to hold this up for nearly the entire month. Did you guys really believe all these recent posts? I turned on you. No more WW2, no more alternate histories? Come on, what do you think I am?
Well, now that this facade is over, lets go back to what has happened in alternate history land since the last time we visited Nazi Germany’s victory of WW2.
In 1976, UEC (the spiritual successor to Germany in WW2), ships landed on the moon. They were the first to land and walk on the moon. It was a great day for the citizens of the world. By 1978, permanent bases were set up, and by 1980, the first private citizens set foot on the surface of the moon. What a time to be alive.
However, all was not well for the other victor of WW2, C-SAC, they had landed their own astronauts on the moon by 1977, and had bases by 1979. However, the great neutral ground that the world wanted the moon to represent was not to be. Humans have a tendency to not trust each other, so it’s only fitting that in our alternate history, humans behave the same way.
An uneasy peace lasted between the two world powers on the surface of the earth for years. In fact, with everything that’s happened over time, it’s safe to say that in our alternate history, life will mirror what happened in our real reality. Except for the moon part. That’s a sticky situation now. The moon is the launching point for the rest of the solar system, and both nations wanted to use it for that purpose.
On this date in 1934 Adolf Hitler rose to power as the head of state due to the death of the then current president Hindenburg. This started his long process of trying to attain the 3rd Reich.
We will take this time to go back and acknowledge the time frame of the time, and an alternate universe land where he was stopped.
With the discovery of the TDD in the late 1940s, and the eventual improvement of the technology over the coming decades, various do-gooders had attempted to go back in time to remove Hitler from power. Every one of those attempts was an utter failure. What those naive scientist thought was that they would change the future in their current timeline. Those futile attempts were the harshest ways to teach people the truth of the infinite universe theory the Aliens brought to us.
You see, time travel via the TDD doesn’t allow for the commonly understood temporal paradox, there just is no option for it to happen. The dimension that they are traveling to is as different as you can get from the one they came from. The only way to see a difference is to open multiple doors to the same universe but at different points in that universe’s timeline. This is possible in theory, but has yet to succeed.
We are confident that with the further picking of the Alien’s brains, we will be able to determine the key to connecting to the same exact universe at different points in it’s time.
It’s that time of year again. The traditional dump of all things inappropriate for the internet. So join me after the jump for the best of the best, worst of the worst.
Some came from Sumble, some came from Reddit, let’s just bask in the glory that are the wrong internet pics. There’s quite a collection this time around, it takes longer to collect them because I don’t get to spend hours and days on Stumbleupon anymore, just an hour or so a week before I go to bed. It doesn’t keep me up as late anymore either. My how the times have changed.
What hasn’t changed is the wrongness, and humor you can find doing it. So weather it’s through stumbleupon, or reddit, here below are some internet pictures to enjoy: