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The Awesome Alphabet

I prefer the title of The Awesome Alphabet as opposed to the Most Badass Alphabet Ever, that was chosen by one blogger.  The artist’s title, The A-Z of Awesomness is an acceptable title because, like The Periodic Table of Awesoments, this alphabet is filled with awesome.

I choose my favorite illustrations, as opposed to printing the whole alphabet, that’s what link backs are for, it’s amazing how stupid the internet is sometimes.

I like that where it just goes on, and on, and on.  And Q is the best Star Trek character ever.

Also, V should be for Vendetta, or Vengeance, or how about just the entire opening lines that V says?  Nah, that’s probably too long.

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Would you accept this spider as payment?

Do you think that drawing is worth $233.95?  It’s creator did.  But the power company, which was asking for the money did not.

You’ve seen that before, everyone has, it’s just the latest thing to sweep the web (actually, it happened almost a year ago, but whatever).  What you may not know is that that wasn’t the only such transaction that took place.  No, I recently stumbled to this forum post, which led me to his website, which is awesome, I haven’t laughed so much so hard in so long.

His gym membership was going to expire, and he got some emails about renewing it.  There’s no drawings involved, but there are steroids, here’s a clip:

I originally joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise instead was, quite frankly, horrifying.

And that’s the 3rd or 4th email he sent them.

He also has some other drawings for sale:

You can buy this one of a kind drawing called Whale Looking For Mate for only $2,800.

He then tries to go on a test drive of a motorcycle, without a license.  This conversation is actually pretty civil, with the receiving end, a Mr. Peter taking everything in stride.

You could find out his views on the internet and it’s many faces.

Or the conversation that started with starving children, and just went everywhere else.

I really like the party he gets himself invited to.

Read them all, they’re all good, some other gems I left out because I didn’t want to just go down the side bar and list them all.

His best quality is being able to go off on tangents that make perfect sense in regards to the conversation going on.  I feel like me and him could get along perfectly, and end up talking about the color of the car that my uncle and I passed one day when we were going to the movies, and how it really didn’t fit the person driving it.  I mean, what kind of guy drives a lime green Jeep with a soft top?  It just doesn’t make sense.  I remember the day because me and my uncle were going to see The 6th Day at 10 am, which is the best time to see movies, as there’s no one in the theater, and you can easily go see 3 or four in a day before you get tired of movie popcorn as your only source of food.

Yea, me and him would get along well.

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Doodle 4 Google again

Google is having the finalist stage of their Doodle 4 Google contest.  The country is broken down into 10 regions and 4 age groups, 40 finalists are chosen, and you get to vote for one from each age group.

This year’s theme was “What I Wish for the World.”  Well, most of the kids who drew pictures choose “greener worlds” and animal rights, and peace and unity, and an end to wars.  Is everyone a Miss America?  Damn, kids are optimistic now a days.  I remember when I was 8, I didn’t give a rat’s ass about the environment, or all the different Religions that populate our planet, and how they all hate each other.  Why are these kids thinking of them?  They should be thinking of G.I. Joes, and Power Rangers, and trying to stay up late to watch The Simpson’s without mommy and daddy finding out.  I blame the parents, they are giving their kids too much responsibilities now a days.

Anyway, here are my favorites:

Grades K-3

Gilding Over our Great Loving Earth
Gilding Over our Great Loving Earth

Grades 4-6

Go Green
Go Green

Grades 7-9

Paperclips A Unified World
Paperclips A Unified World
Be Seen Being Green
Be Seen Being Green

Now I’m torn on this age group because I like the paper clips one, but I like that the author of the Green one realizes that nuclear power is green. However, the paper clip one is more unique, and better, so I choose that one.

Grades 10-12

Spreading the Spark
Spreading the Spark

Well those are my picks, now it’s your turn, go vote!

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Some Really nice pictures

This is a list of 18 different photographers with talent, well, I have a few of my favorites.  I really love the little people ones, and the light drawings, and, this one of the guy jumping really just means alot to me.