Ender’s Game

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I have waited a decade to see this book become a movie.  I have followed it’s tale long and hard as new scripts were written, new casts speculated, new director, new producer, new everything.  But finally, after my 10 year wait (which is nothing compared to the 30 year’s it’s been in print), the film … Continued

The Bourne Legacy

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I love The Bourne Films, they are some of the most superbly acted, written, and directed films of the last decade.  They turned me into a Matt Damon fan, and because of that, I fucking love Matt Damon. Now, more importantly, the Robert Ludlum books about Jason Bourne, Identity, Supremacy, & Ultimatum, (there’s like 6 … Continued

Go The Fuck To Sleep

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As Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson: This children’s book for adults became infamous recently and topped the Amazon Best Seller’s list, before it was released.  It’s currently available today, in Hardcover, and Kindle, but why pay for the Kindle version when you only get the black and white illustrations. Irregardless, you can listen to Mr. … Continued

Book Destruction

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Way less destructive then these awesome Artfull Books, actually, not so destructive at all, but since i used the Artfull title before, I can’t go and call this a sequel.  It is just as hard to make I’d say.  Having to fold down each page in the right order,. and the right number of times … Continued

Commie Spies!!1!

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It’s like we’re all of a sudden back in the 1950s.  Earlier this week an alleged Russian Spy ring was exposed right in my back yard! I’m not gonna go into details about this whole thing, that’s not my job, but I will say that I am excited because not only have all the Robert … Continued

From My Cold Dead Paws: Cats and the Guns They Love (Paperback)

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I don’t know where this book came from, or how it got published, but suffice to say, James Bennett is a genius.  He has taken two of my favorite things, and somehow managed to find a portal to another universe where cats have opposable thumbs, and can not only hold these firearms, but use them.  … Continued

Secret Room

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Look at this unsecepting room.  Looks normal, fun even. It has a little piano, little chairs, a dresser, and some (south?) facing windows.  All in all pretty basic I’d say.  Let’s open the dresser get some clothes out… Whaaaaaaaaa!!!! It’s a passage way to another land!  Narnia? No, I don’t see any trees or animals … Continued

96 Hours

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What is this 4 seasons of 24?  HA!  No, it’s how long I was without power.  Let me tell you, it was long.  Let me tell you a story: Friday, March 12th into Saturday, there was a massive rain storm.  I’m talking bad.  sustained winds of around 30mph, with gusts of 66mph.  I watched the … Continued

Peter Rabbit the Tank Killer

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Here is a tale of a boy rabbit that goes against his mother’s wishes, and goes to kill Panzer tanks.  It’s a story of love, and hate, and death and destruction.  Peter Rabbit Tank Killer.  You should read it now.  For history’s sake, I have re-posted all the panels of book below, so that in … Continued

Stumbles 20

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No one cares about 19.  It’s such a silly number.  Even if it is prime, it’s silly.  Anyway, off for the 20th installment of the Stumbles series.  Got some good memes here, some good games, and some holiday cheer.  So be a good faith, and click the link below for some laughing good times.