I thought that I had everything worked out, but it seems like there are still issues with the new server. There was a power blip this morning. For realz, half a second of no power to restart everything (apparently the server is not plugged into the UPS, I should fix that). The server started up perfectly fine, but the shared folders within the VMs didn’t mount properly. I thought it was something I could remote into and fix but there was something else wrong and I needed to wait until I got home from work to fix it.
Ugh, never a dull moment here.