It’s May Day, and you know what that means, time to celebrate Communism. In the present reality, May Day is celebrated on May 1st, when it’s known as International Workers Day, except in America, where it’s known as Labor Day, and celebrated on the first Monday of September.
Well, in our alternate reality, it’s still celebrated on May 1st, even in Communist America. It’s worth it to know that the movement started soon after WW2 ended, in July of 1949, (incipiently, just a few years after Roswell, coincidence, I think NOT!) There are many theories as to how this holiday started, I will go into the one I like best, which, no surprise, deals with the attempted usage of Alien technology by dumb stupid Communists.
After nearly a full earth year on the planet, the surviving aliens were desperate to make contact with their home world, so they actually assisted, as opposed to trying to, the Commies in getting the IDR functioning. They managed to hook it up and send messages back with few problems in no time at all. However, it wasn’t right away that they heard a response from their home planet. You see, across realities, the aliens had not been missing at all yet. It was only when they made contact that time synced back up again, and the natives of Centari received the message. It was like “pause” had been set on reality, and the aliens were just getting back to the game.
The Centarins had no record of a missing ship, so they took this all as a hoax at first. It wasn’t until months later, late August 1948 local earth time, that the Centarians believed their story, (time has been flowing normally now). The question now becomes what happened, and how to fix it?
Naturally, the stranded aliens, (who unfortunately have never been given names in any official, or unofficial document), didn’t divulge all this information to the Commie Americans. Weather it was because the stranded knew that the Americans were commies, and inherently evil, or because they were naturally dis-trusting of humans in general will probably never be known. What is know though, is that the Commie Americans tried as hard as possible to get weapons out of this technology in any way possible. They were very much interested in the whole time travel aspect of the Centarians.
The Centarians on the other hand were not able to help with the time travel aspect. They were at a loss as to how they managed to stop time for their counterparts back home. From what they were able to gather (having been able to hook up to the Galactic Photon Flow, (GPF), which is basically the inter-galactic version of the internet), many universities and amateurs alike had been trying for months to study the gigantic space explosion. Some were focused on the location, while others were focused on the cause. Both had so far proved elusive.
Oh well, that’s enough of this story for now, turns out it had nothing to do with May Day did it? Was it enjoyable at least?