March is National Velociraptor Awareness Month, did you know that?
Did you know that it’s been 20 years since the groundbreaking documentary on Velociraptor was released?
Did you know that almost everything we know about Velociraptors came from that documentary. There was another documentary that came out 4 years later, but that just reinforced the beliefs we already knew about them.
Many films have been made since then, and many books written, but they all give off the same myth that Velociraptors are peacefull misunderstood creatures.
DO NOT BELIEVE THEM.
Velociraptors are soulless killing machines. Their sole purpose in life is to kill. They share traits with humans, mainly their uncany ability to kill, but also the ability to use tools, navigate offices and buildings, open doors, and most importantly, learn.
Velociraptors hunt in packs, the only suitable defense against them is a shotgun, however, any high explosive should also work.
Be sure to check your house for potential Raptor Attacks: