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Bad songs made Listenable because of the Internet

Ah internet, you never cease to amaze me do you.  This video is strange to say the least, and scary to say the best.  I don’t like Lady Gaga, but I enjoy this video the same way I like the other videos in this post.  Me and Chris have scoured the web for the best parodies and remixes, of the worst songs ever for you to watch.

Keeping with the theme, here’s another Lady GaGa video:

This is sooooo good, watch it twice, I love how they bring in the 2nd home alone, and work in all the best parts.  It’s good, why aren’t you watching it again?

It’s Nazi Time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEYq-oa7mmg

This is such a great version of this song.  The worst part is the disclaimer at the beginning of it, but whatever, I’ll still award them points for Naziness.

These are kinda old, and I never posed about them, so it’s ok.  Here’s Ke$ha’s Tik Tok which was famously remade over on 4chan, and then became a meme.

The Star Trek one is pretty good.

But obviously I like the Nazi version the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59dWY8JpgRE&feature=related

Then there’s the Literal Videos:

I like Total Eclipse of the Heart, but I like The Dan Band’s version wayyyy better, so much so that I whenever I hear the real version I start to sing along with the Dan Band lyrics, because let’s be honest, that’s the way it should be sung, it just begs for it.

Disclaimer, I like The Backstreet Boys, no, strike that, I love them.  I regularly rock out to Backstreet’s Back in my car, and yes, I just admitted that.  Now, onto this awesome mashup of Never Gone, with clips of Hitler.

As Chris said, you can take any song and just overlay it with Nazi images and most likely I’ll post it, but, there does come a point where I will stop.  I reached it, and because of that you will get the best made video of the bunch last.

I don’t really like College Humor, except for Jake & Amir, but because I think Sarah is gorgeous especially so in this video, you get to watch it below:

That’s all we could find tonight. Well, we found alot more, but they were just too offensive (yes, that is possible from me), or just not fun to watch, mostly just not fun to watch. One day in the future we will have another one of these posts, but I don’t think it will turn into a monthly stumble event.

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Stumbleing

It’s been long overdue or something, but here is the latest in what could be a long awaited list of wrong stumbles around the internets.  As always its full of the usual memes, gifs, Nazis, 4chan, motivationals, and other general internet shenanigans.  I could write some more, but I am electing to just go ahead and move onto the finals so now:

Get motivated!

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Why I hate the Ocean

I hate the ocean, hate the smell, hate the waves, hate the wind, hate it all.  So seeing this video just reminds me why I don’t want to go on a cruise.  Apparently, in 2008, while about 400 miles off the coast of New Zealand, a freak storm tossed the ship and it’s 1700+ passengers around for a joy ride.  Heavy equipment such as forklifts were thrown like childrens’ toys.  42 people were injured, most suffering broken bones, but no one was killed, which is insane, cause one worked just barely misses being crushed by a forklift.

The (un)lucky passengers that were caught in the storm were offered 25% off of a future cruise with the company, and one passenger is stuck in a lawsuit battle with the company for injuries.  That person is an ass.

I think they should have given them 25% back on that cruise, because honestly, how many of those people are gonna go on another cruise again after that?

Also, the silent unmoving video is just plain creepy.

{DailyMail | Consumerist | original source}

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The best E-mails ever

I love this guy.  He’s got my sense of humor, and it’s all unsuspecting.  Sure I would hate being on the receiving end of some of his emails, but damn, are they funny.  He reminds me of David and his spider.

From Part out your Honda:

You could sell it as a Honda Accord “Jeep Wrangler” addition, built for offroading without the doors, just like a Jeep. Instead of saying the alternator was removed, say the car was modified to help the environment.

Whenever he comes across a woman that he’s not expecting he goes crazy.  It’s awesome, mostly it resorts to cheap insults, and to tell them to get back in the kitchen.

Or how about the shenanigans he goes through to sell his own TV?

This guy is just taking advantage of ripe for the situation craigslist ads, not unlike HollaDaddy, who takes advantage of Myspace profiles.  It’s a shame that he has no RSS feed, because it would look perfect next to HollaDaddy in my Google Reader, perfect I say.

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The powers of the Internet, used for good?

I’m not sure what this says about the internet, and everything I’ve grown to love about it, but somehow, someone was able to convince the people of Reddit that yes, we are a good people.  Operation Birthday Boy was begun on 4chan, of all places, and using their powers of stalkerness, began to throw William Lashua, a member of America’s Greatest Generation, a birthday party.

Soon, someone claiming to be William’s grandson posted a thread on Reddit, pleading the internet to not show up, because, being the internet, it was likely to show up with things on the left side of this picture:

Except, the dinosaur would be a furry dinosaur, the bathing suit wearing girl would be a naked girl, and the jets in the background would be actual Russian fighter jets that had nothing better to do today.

Well, luckily there were no furry dinosaurs, and unluckily there were no loitering Russian jets, cause come on, that would be ace.  There were girls, but the pictures of the event do nay prove if they were naked, or bathing suit wearing, so we’ll just chalk that up as a +1 regardless.

Here are some final stats that someone who called up the place where the party was reported:

I called the Legion.
His grandson got on the phone
50 Bouqets of Flowers
20 Cakes
Countless cards.
He said 5 UPS have pulled up today with stuff for him.
They also said the local Postal Mail had 2 trucks full of cards.
I almost cried!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He told me to pass along to Anonymous a
“Thank You”

Turns out that the internet can be a good place, who knew?

{The turnout | the internet |URLesque }

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Deadly Earbuds

Audio people will never cease to amaze me at the ammount of money they will spend on something to make it sound perfect.  But whatever, at least this expensive thing has some real value to it’s $250 price tag – gold.  Or probably enough gold to bring the price up $15.

I mean, it looks cool, but you could easily make your own, and it would have that much nice rustic look.  Plus you’d be able to customize them per your ears.  Say you have giant elephant ears, well then you get to fire a Desert Eagle, or a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.  Little kids will get to fire .22s.  It would be the greatest store in the world.

They also have a titanium version, which looks like silver, and not like a bullet any real gun would ever fire.

Make a copper version, then maybe I’ll buy it.  Or open up the store I said above, and I’ll come visit.

{EpicWin | Luxist]

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Explaining….

So, you may or may not have noticed that the site has been down for the past week.  That’s because the server was going through a long overdue upgrade.  That’s right, I’m not happy to say that we’re sporting brand new hardware including a beautiful Intel Atom processor.  Be jealous.

Anyway, things should get slightly back to normal soon, I have a huge back log of things I wanted to post, and now that I’m not tripping over wires and computer parts, I should be able to get to them.

Also, I’m still fiddling with a few things, so don’t worry if something doesn’t work, give it a few minutes, it’ll be fine.