Most of the time those little blurbs of warning text on products are there for legal reasons, and server no other purpose then to state the obvious. However, these warnings are much more vauge, and interesting, and therefore, awesome:
ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Know as "Tunneling," This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result. ATTENTION: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.
I only wish there were links to the products that they appeared on. Oh well, still good fun, I like people with s sense of humor.