Read the Rainbow

Look at that mess of books, can’t find anything, can’t read anything, can’t do anything without making a bigger mess.  Faithful reader Michael Chislett decided he was gonna fix it.  Not like an ordinary library mind you, a rainbow library!  It’s hard (impossible) to see in the above photo, but there’s alot of different colored books, so, he sorted them:

Then he put them back on the shelves, and behold, a vast rainbow of color.

Sadly, this was not at Michael’s home, but a vacation home he and some friends were staying at.  So he won’t get to admire it and add to it as time goes on.  Oh well.  Good job anyway, it looks nice.

Now you should use some of these nice looking books as bookends.

Kittens!

My favorite meme is LOLcats, and while these two videos don’t really fulfill the LOLcat specifications, they are kittens, and they are awesome, so here you go:

That kitten was cool, but this little girl is amazing!

That little girl was awesome, amazing, cute times 1000, and a wonderful voice for the kittens.

The internet university

Some Israeli wants to make a global university that’s tuition free and called the University of the People.  I say that that’s a really great idea, except Wikipedia beat him to it.  Well, it did in my mind anyway.  While a true university setting for online courses would be interesting, it wouldn’t be feasable for all types of education.  Computer Science, Business, both of those could be taught over the internet pretty simply (those are the two degrees that the university will offer to begin with in the fall), but Engineering, anything Medical, those require hands on learning with a teacher who’s hopefully had years of practice, and at least a few failures under his/her belt.  Those two will never fully move to online, it’s just not possible.

It’s a nice concept but I still think that Wikipedia is better.  On a side note, this school better allow the use of Wikipedia as a source in any papers they assign.  I fucking hate professors that ban Wikipedia, fucking old people who refuse to evolve and are stuborn old hags…

The Death Oreo

Regardless of the fact that I don’t like Oreos, you have to agree with me, that is disgusting.  There is supposed to be the equivlent of the stuffing from 72 Oreo cookies in between those two waffers.  Gross.  One good thing came from it, the term Duoseptuagenuple.

LEGO House PC

This is what I think of when I think of a PC built from LEGOs.  Apparently it took about $80 worth of bricks, and was built by a 6year old kid.  That is what a LEGO set should be, simple, fun, and awesome for all ages.  It’s old hardware, but so what, it still works, and is beautiful.  Also the website is a great name http://legocomputer.com

That’s the case with the roof off, see the insides of that beauty.

The mini figs just add to the awesomeness of this computer.

The CD drive is housed in a garage!  I love it.  in the ally off to the right are two mini figs playing basketball, the backboard of hoop is a door to the PS/2 ports.

Ah, Windows 98, such fond memories I have of you.

Now, for an updated version of this concept.  Gizmodo has some photos of a new LEGO computer, that’s using somewhat more recent hardware, but with nostalgia written all over the case.  Here is Big Blue:

The front has a touch screen, and each side has a nice cool design from a set from the 80s.  Here you can see a Space Ship, and a building from the town.

Turning the case you get the Castle, (my personal favorite series).

Opening it up you have the innards, a basic computer, no other specs, an HDTV turner is comming though!

After looking at both of these computer cases, I have a bunch of ideas for my own which I will begin making soon.  As soon as I do alittle working on my resume and find a real job that is, to pay for all the LEGOs I need to buy.

Squirrel Fishing – the best sport

The point of Squirrel Fishing, SqiFi, is to get a fishing rod, tie a nut or piece of fruit to the end of it, and fish for squirrels.  Apparently there are 3 types of grasps that the squirrels can pull on you, and you must master them if you want to get your catch off the ground (the object).

Once you master these three grasps, you can carefully lift your squirrel, and achieve nirvana or something.  Just remember to release them, and give them the nt they worked so hard to get.  Cause otherwise this is just mean fun, even though squirrels are “nature’s terrorists.”

There’s a video on their website, but I didn’t post it because it was retarded.

Panda’s are behind it all!

Great Scott!  Who would have know that the world’s cuttest endangered species is secretly behind all the awful and wrong things in the world today?  Fear not though, because the great people over at Pandaganda have uncovered it all.

Is Obama a panda in disguise, or was his campagin simply made by pands?

Storm Trooper armor isn’t really much of a disguise, I’m surprised it took us this long to figure it out.

I’m sorry, I literally burst out laughing when I saw that picture.

Intermitent Downtime

Sorry for the intermittent downtime over the weekend.  I was cleaning my room rearranging things, and stuff.  After being very careful not to mess with the power strip for the server, and succeding all weekend, I accidently flipped the switch when i went to plug in something new.  Oops, there goes out 303 day uptime.  Oh well.  I fixed it, and took the oppertunity to put a new power strip there, reroute the wires, and all that jazz.  Now it won’t go off anymore by accident.

Paradox Dominos

If you do read the description on the site it says:

This video is a paradox. You’d have to drink a lot of beer to get all those bottles. You’d have to drink a lot of beer to want to build this. You’d have to be totally sober to pull it off.

That is true.  Anyway, I don’t see why they made that all out of empty beer bottles, when you watch the video you can clearly see that there were some broken bottles lying around, and thats a lot of glass that needs to be picked up, before they get drunk and kill themselves on the glass.

I bet someone who’s friends with people who like to drink, saved up the bottles, and told his sober friends that by setting this up, they would get super drunk when it works.

Darth Vader vs. ShamWow Vince

It’s a battle of the soundboards.  Which one will reign supreme, on which one can you string together the most insane thoughts totally taken out of contex?

The ShamWow guy.

Or Darth Vader?

I think ShamWow is funnier, simply because the lines are just more humorous.  I think someone should take the Darth Vader sound board and combine it with the ShamWow one, this way you can create amazing sentences of absolutly no revelance what so ever!