Yes my friend, Chuck Norris is staring in his very own Cell Phone video game. Will it be kick ass awesome, yes, yes it will. Will it feature round house kicking deaths, yes, yes it will. Will there be commies, yes, yes there will. Will there by anything unawesome about this game, no, no there will not.
Here’s a video of it in action, no sound, but, that’s ok, we all know that Chuck doesn’t need sound to kill you, just a glance.