Indiana Jones 4 script

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Well, I enjoyed Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull, some other people didn’t apparently.  Mostly the writer of this abridged script.  I’ll admit, its pretty funny, and this is my favorite part:

KAREN ALLEN

Cate wants to return the Crystal MacGuffin to the ancient City of Gold.

HARRISON FORD

City of Gold? Isn’t that what Nicolas Cage was looking for in National Treasure 2? Are we seriously getting the plot for our shitty sequel to Indiana Jones by ripping off the plot of a shitty sequel to a shitty knock-off of Indiana Jones? I feel like that should unravel the space-time continuum or something.

National Treasure 2 doesn’t hold a candle to National Treasure, which in turn doesnt hold a candle to Indiana Jones (1, or 3(2 is worse then 4)).  But anyway, just thought you’d like that.

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