Why is Dubai is the best place in the world?


The City of Arabia, located in Dubai houses the second best amusement park known to man, and the best non-fictional amusement park:

Restless Planet offers the world’s ultimate theme ride back into the mists of time – through the state-of-the-art electronics of today. Here, in the glittering new City of Arabia, you are transported back millions of years into the prehistoric kingdom of the dinosaurs.

That’s right Jurassic Park is gonna be happening, but with robots, and not clones.  Just as i wrote that line i realized what a horrible mistake this is going to turn out to be.

Once the Robot Dinosaurs become self aware (a fact that will happen eventually) it will be slim pickings for them to hunt down and kill the human “tourists” and residents of the City of Arabia.  And so help them if they create a Robot Raptor.

As XKCD shows us, Raptors are dangerous.  And as we all know from Terminator, self aware robots are dangerous, now combine the two, and you have a recipe for disaster.

Please Dubai, i take back my initial praise, DO NOT MAKE THIS PARK.  As cool, and interesting as it sounds, I do not wish to be fighting self aware robot raptors as well as regular terminators.


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