40 years after it was built, and 2 years after it was first spotted on the internet, the US Navy is finally about to take action on a collection of barracks at the Coronado Naval Amphibious Base which, when viewed from above, look like a Swastika.
Now, what Nazi plot might you be asking about, well, this one for starters:
According to these stories, the building was designed by evil Nazis, who infiltrated the US Navy to execute their cunning plan for a Swastika building, with other aeroplane-shaped buildings “pointing at it”. This building would then deliver their message of hate across the globe, just as soon as someone bothered to invent the internet, Google and then Google Earth…
That is a good conspericy theory right there, and give me a few minutes, and I’ll add another one to it.
In reality, it’s just a bunch of buildings that look like a Swastika, and only because the Navy was trying to save some money by not redesigning it when in 1967, nearly no one would actually notice it.
This is what I think happened, Hitler and the Nazis were being given orders from the aliens (or possibly humans from the future, you can choose that part). The aliens were determined to control the planet, and they thought that the humans would more easily bow to their new leader through a war at their own hands. Then when Hitler was Supreme Ruler of The Planet, they would come down, and announce their presence. Hitler would then voluntary step down from his high thrown, and be given a new title. The aliens would then do what they pleased with the humans, possible use us as slaves, possible turn us into robot warriors to serve them in their own galactic war between them and the Fillisaians from the Alpha Centari system. Either way, we would have been at their mercy.
Now, after Hitler was defeated, his staff fled to all the corners of the globe. Hitler kept his senior staff informed of his true intentions, and they were all give orders to make contact with the aliens as soon as possible, and as often as possible. Obviously one of Hitler’s senior staff made it to the US, and became an architect and then tried to make contact.
Did it work? Are they here? Is their galactic war over? We may never know…