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Bruce Willis is Harry Potter

Don’t get me wrong, i love the Harry Potter movies, and with the exception of the third one, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (that was horrible, Alfonso Cuaron you suck at directing stop now), but if Bruce Willis took over for  Daniel Radcliffe as the lead boy, Harry Potter, I think the movies would be a billion times better!

I mean, the catchphrase alone, as demonstrated by this picture from popopinions.COM would totally make it worth it:

This new Harry would be unstoppable.  Hell, I’d love to see how Harry handles Snape, seeing as he’s played by Alan Rickman.  And since Alan Rickman and Bruce Willis are mortal enemies, (as seen in Die Hard) it would make for some very interesting encounters!

Needless to say, in alternate reality land where green is blue, gravity repels, and humans evolved from baby Tigers, this would have been a welcome choice.

5 replies on “Bruce Willis is Harry Potter”

This is funny and a great article! But I have to disagree with you about the third film being as bad as you’re saying it is. Cuaron’s a brilliant director