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Hitler and the Aliens

So, i decided that what better way to honor Adolf Hitler’s 118th birthday then to go into a giant conspiracy theory that says he’s still alive?!

That’s right, everyone’s favorite dictator could very well be alive and kicking somewhere under the sea, or in South America maybe?  How is this so you ask, well it’s a simple matter of taking advantage of Alien technology of course.

Add to this the fact that Hitler’s body was never recovered by the allies, and that Stalin publicly stated that Hitler was not dead, and you have on your hands a very awesome conspiracy theory.  Hit the link for more info…

You see, Hitler’s whole methodology of a super race of pure beings, the Aryans is all just assumptions made by historians.  It is believed that the Aryans were actually created by their “supermen”, this led Hitler to believe that the Aryans were the only “pure” humans.

The Nazis under the reported guidance of Manipulative Extraterrestrials planned to “re-purify” humanity by committing genocide against anyone who was not an Aryan.

The Nazis also believed that the Manipulative Extraterrestrials would one day soon return to the Earth, and rule over a “Utopian Earth”  This coming of the Extraterrestrials would take place at that same time as the Divine Judgement.  These beliefs gained the support of Christian Leaders.

Other things to suggest that Hitler was in contact with an Alien race is the fact that the Nazis had many of the advanced technologies before anyone else at the time.  Radar, infra-red sensors, Jet power, all of these things the Nazis had before the allies.  And if the Aliens had helped them with Jet power a little more, the Nazis could have easily won the war.

“The German Navy has still a great role to play in the future. The German Navy knows all hiding places for the Navy to take the Fuhrer to, should the need arise. There he can prepare his last measures in complete quiet.”

According to these reports, the Manipulative Extraterrestrials have the technology to significantly lengthen the lifespan of humans.  If this is all true, then it’s totally within reason to believe that Hitler is alive and well in Argentina, as The UFO Area suggests.

Hell, why not even go into further conspericies then about how the Nazi’s are perparing for World War III, and the next Fourth Reich.

Why not even dip into the Syndicate from The X-Files?

But, because this post started out about Hitler, and his birthday, i won’t go any further (today).

So if you’re still out there Adolf, and somehow got to this site, Happy Birthday.

Original idea for this came from The Canadian National Newspaper

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