This is the List of melee weapons that don’t exist but should. Needless to say, it is a list full of amazing weapons, that i will put vast amounts of research into in the near future. It’s just so in depth, and detailed.
I think my favorite weapon on the whole list is the Dual lightsaber chainsaw gunbladechucks:
The pistol-grip frames, saw chains and the chains connecting the weapons in pairs are made of a molecular alloy of titanium, carbon, hydrogen, and duct tape. “Unbreakable” is the middle name of its third cousin.
The four engines are quantum-based, generating their own fuel and only barely existing in this universe. They can be adjusted for time travel.
The onboard computers – which exist just as a side effect of the quantum engines – can handle any targeting and other tasks imaginable through a wireless neural interface.
The saw chains’ rotation creates a harmonic resonance that cracks anything that even gets close.
The teeth of the saws consist of several hundred tiny lightsabers that cut through everything else, and generate gravitational fields that make the guns recoilless and give the nunchaku-based spinning motion incredible speed and stability without effort.
The tiny railguns at the base of the blades have a firing rate of IMPOSSIBLE, range of HUMONGOUS, muzzle velocity of YOUR MOM, and a stopping power of five gazillion CnRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick
). (Actual numbers gathered from test data.)
The bullets are made from an unstable plutonium-titanium alloy, created in a separate pocket universe at the moment the trigger is pushed. They have hollow cores filled with cyanide and an anti-matter acid, and they’re coated with Febreeze. Their destructive force can’t even be expressed in any known language other than that of the elusive Giant Boing Gloing.