There’s a new religion on the block over at thechurchofgoogle.org
We at The Church Of Google believe a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an actual Deity. It is the ultimate bridge between people and information.
Deities are typically described by their unique attributes such as being all-knowing, all-seeing, everywhere at once, the ability to answer prayers (search), being immortal, infinite, remembering all (Google cache) and of course Deities must “do no evil”. Google exhibits all of these characteristics perfectly. Google is certainly the closest thing human kind has to a true, real God.
I wonder what Google thinks of this? They already don’t want us using Google as a verb and such.