Archive for the ‘strange’ Category

Do the Ugly Dance!

It is unpossible to play with this site and keep a straight face, trust me.  And the song is awesome, awesome in the way that wont be stuck in your head for the rest of the day. You can also make your own by uploading your own picture, I’ve yet to try that, I think [...]

Water Shields to Full Power

Concepts are weird.  Some are amazing in their ingeniousness, while others just scream wtf. This Water Shield for fruit is somewhere inbetween those two.  It’s a completely new idea, but something thats completely cool too, (in a “I wonder if this will ever work the way the picture shows” kinda way).  The idea behind it [...]

Carry-on “Spy” Jacket

Well, it’s not really a “spy” jacket, especially since you have to take it off and get it X-rayed at the airport anyway, but the name of the company that makes/will make/thought it up, SCOTTEVEST, reminds me of Soviet, and that reminds me of Spies, and so this will get the name of the Spy [...]

Categories: internet, strange

Commie Spies!!1!

It’s like we’re all of a sudden back in the 1950s.  Earlier this week an alleged Russian Spy ring was exposed right in my back yard! I’m not gonna go into details about this whole thing, that’s not my job, but I will say that I am excited because not only have all the Robert [...]

Categories: science, strange

Censoring your Internet Input

Ah society, trying to thread on constitutionally protected freedom of speech in life, and most importantly (for the scope of this post) on the internet. Ultra-Modern-Life has designed this (concept?) pepper smell sprayer (not pepper spray) that is a USB “bad language” detector.  So if I had it plugged into my computer while I’m writing [...]

Categories: internet, strange

The Commie Space Shooter Game

Kosmosis, I love that name, a Play on Osmosis, but making it commie sounding.  The “Space Shooter” subtitle though, that’s a stretch, you don’t really shoot anything. The game itself has no real end.  Sure it does end, but while you sit there and watch the stars roll by, you can see the small army [...]

Categories: a stumble, games, strange

Exciting Employment Opportunities!

Last night I got this email from Lisa, a recruiter working for AFLAC, a fortune 500 Health Insurance Company.  Here is is, exactly as she “wrote” it: Hello: My name is Lisa XxxXxxx and I’m a recruiter working for AFLAC, a fortune 500 Health Insurance Company.  My regional manager, Jason XXXXXXX saw your resume online and asked me to contact [...]

Stumbles I lost count

Another heaping helping of wrongness courtesy of everyone’s favorite add on, Stumble Upon.  We got memes, gifs, Nazis, and more, all for your viewing pleasure, all right after the click.  Play a game of scrabble, hop on a plane to Australia, and remember, you are getting all of this information through the internet, what is [...]

From My Cold Dead Paws: Cats and the Guns They Love (Paperback)

I don’t know where this book came from, or how it got published, but suffice to say, James Bennett is a genius.  He has taken two of my favorite things, and somehow managed to find a portal to another universe where cats have opposable thumbs, and can not only hold these firearms, but use them.  [...]

Categories: awesome, haha!, internet, photo, strange

The Concept Future of the Past

There’s something about the middle part of the 1900s that was genuinely awesome.  Could it be the fearlessness of the society, pushing the boundaries of what was possible, and what was not, truly making anything possible?  Or the endless imaginations of everyone, especially concept artists?  I think both, but something about concept futures are inherently [...]

The Lava Lamp on Jupiter

What would the internet be without a long list of useless things?  The latest entry on this list comes experiment in uselessness: Will a Lava Lamp work on Jupiter? To find out the answer to his life threatening question, Mr. Neil Fraser built a centrifuge.   It looks dangerous: It’s impressive though, it measures in [...]