Here’s a great little video which has a Sales Guy vs. a web dude. I love how he’s playing Halo throughout it all anyway. Oh, and the way the icons are on the desktop is priceless.
Well, I enjoyed Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull, some other people didn’t apparently. Mostly the writer of this abridged script. I’ll admit, its pretty funny, and this is my favorite part:
KAREN ALLEN
Cate wants to return the Crystal MacGuffin to the ancient City of Gold.
HARRISON FORD
City of Gold? Isn’t that what Nicolas Cage was looking for in National Treasure 2? Are we seriously getting the plot for our shitty sequel to Indiana Jones by ripping off the plot of a shitty sequel to a shitty knock-off of Indiana Jones? I feel like that should unravel the space-time continuum or something.
National Treasure 2 doesn’t hold a candle to National Treasure, which in turn doesnt hold a candle to Indiana Jones (1, or 3(2 is worse then 4)). But anyway, just thought you’d like that.
While waiting inline at the Apple Store in SoHo last night to see Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway promote their new movie Get Smart, this car passed by which clearly has the Zune logo on it’s spare wheel cover, and on the side window. Clearly that person is obsessed.
Here’s a bonus picture of me and John Hodges after the event.
We missed Steve, and Anne apparently, but John was walking around, and caught a picture with him. Stephen Colbert was also there, he did the interview, we missed him walking out too.
equals sooo much fun!
A sequal to the original Best Stumble pictures, these are better, and wronger. Again, most of these come from ImageChan, which I already knew was a wrong place, but now i know for sure just how messed up it is. And also again, a disturbing amount involve Hitler humor…
The whole list is after the click this time, because there are just a few really, really wrong ones now…
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Ah, what silly wastes of time these things provide. This one was entertaining at the end, because notably missing from the chart above but not the final printout the give is “Human” I have a 15% chance of surviving an attack by a human.
Missing from both is “Robot” this is clearly a needed addition because it is only a matter of time before A.I. develop, and begin enslaving us all. We must know our survival chances if we are to guesstimate how much of a resistance we will be able to have to fight.
Granted, all this will become useless if time travel is invented in another dimension, because then we can open up a portal to the dimension of Nazi Dinosaurs, and they can battle the robots, and hopefully we humans will be able to sulk in the shadows while they kill each other.
However, because time travel will not be invented, we must defeat the robot uprising before it happens.
Just read this sales pitch from the World Bear Project:
Founded in 2008, the World Bear program began with a mother’s love and ends with you today.
It began with a young boy in a poverty-stricken section of South Africa, loved nothing more than his stuffed toy, a simple teddy bear. He also had a passion for learning about new places and would stare at pictures of different lands for hours.
Unfortunately, the boy was stricken with ALS at a young age and is already bedridden. His mother sent his stuffed bear to relatives in the Netherlands so he could see his bear in pictures in new and wonderful places. Unfortunately and accidentally, the bear was lost in the mail and never reached its destination.
After hearing the story from his mother, we became passionate about spreading our new found friend’s story to everyone, and using his mother’s idea to let her child see the world outside his room, and make many new friends.
So we ask you, please accept this large cutout of the boy’s bear and let your children take a picture with the bear. Anyone and anywhere is great, we just want more pictures of more friends for our friend.
Please aid our cause in brightening the future of this little boy, and bringing the world closer to him, and closer together!
Doesn’t that sound just heart warming? Until you see the picture of the bear that is:
Yes, the great powers that be on the intenet have set up a legit looking scam to get parents the world over to voluentary have their children pose with Pedo Bear. Oh how I simply cannot wait for these pictures to slowly start coming in, clearly some parents will be clueless. But the real fun will come when someone tries to sue someone else about this, thinking that Pedo Bear is a real life pedophile. Oh, the day that happens will be a great day indeed!
And this time it will be Chuck Norris walking down the street, as he shouts “The Nazis are Coming, The Nazis are coming!” and when we ask him how they are coming, he will stare at you, and say “By Space,” and them calmly keep on going, because he’s Chuck Norris, no one scares him, and you should be so lucky he didn’t kill you.
But in all seriousness though, this Independent internet film Iron Sky looks pretty interesting. It’s based on the totally believable premise that the Nazis went to the moon in 1945 to prepare an invasion army to secure the 4th Reich. That army is heading for earth in the year 2018. This movie is so up my ally in so many ways it’s ridiculous. I intend to follow it’s development, and then watch it when it comes out, cause it looks awesome.
So, the Nazis are coming, so let me ask you this, do you know where you’re children are? Because if you don’t then the Nazis may already have them…
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These are some amazingly great commercials for Ameriquest Mortage. I’ve seen 2 of them on television, as for the other 3, also great.
So, this sounds like an interesting little prank to do, I can sense some particularly cruel things to become of it too:
You start by leaving a penny in the shoe of a person you live with. A wife or husband is a good choice. Next day, leave a penny somewhere else, by the sink maybe. Or a nightstand, in the middle of the room, just don't be obvious about it. Every day, leave a SINGLE penny in a different place where your target is likely to find it. SAY NOTHING ABOUT THIS. He/she probably won't mention finding pennies until the 4th or 5th day. Keep leaving SINGLE PENNIES, ONE PER DAY, in odd places until your target mentions finding them, and isn't that odd? DON'T BE INTERESTED. Act like you couldn't care less about this, and change the subject. On the next day, start leaving 2 pennies, in different places. Be creative. ONLY ONE LOCATION PER DAY. Now your target will start going crazy, trying to figure out what this means. He/she will probably look to the supernatural, thinking he's trying to be contacted by the other side, etc. If you want to be clever, use pennies with dates of special importance to your victim (birthdays, anniversaries, etc.) so much the better! There is really no end to this prank, just go very very very slowly, and you'll have to come clean about it before your target calls the police or Sylvia Brown or some local witch doctor. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE, and you love this person, so you'll know when it's wise to stop. Linky & Dinky find the DARNdest links, at: http://www.linkydinky.com
I think you could substitute pennies for anything really, and it would still be an interesting prank. Hell, paper clips might be a good alternative actually.
