I consider Die Hard the single greatest movie ever made in the history of the world. Period. End. Of. Sentence. There can be no better movie.
That being said, here is Die Hard in 4 lines basically:
Har har har.
Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt.
(A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN’T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.)