Lightbulbs = Dark Suckers
What is a Dark Sucker? Well, simply, it is another theory of what a Light Bulb actually is:
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light,
but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don’t
emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
It really is an interesting theory, and, I just have to say, that I completely, and fully support it.
