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Hacked Gadgets has some news on the robot war looming over our heads.

Sure, these are just pieces of art that this guy made, but when the robots start to build their forces, wouldn’t it be smart for them to disguise themselves as cool looking art, this way lots of humans buy it, then at the percise moment, the robot overlord sends out a signal, and all these peices of art come to life Toy Story style, and kill us as we sleep.

More of my views on the topic, and photos after the click:

These are the “bugs” They look like nothing by themselves, but get a few dozen of them together, and they could easily take down a fully grown human male.  Their main purpose is recon, so don’t worry too much when you see them, just leave your house immediately, take nothing.  If you can’t leave, you’re only defense is to flood your house with 2+ inches of water because they are not well protected.

The “bugs’” big brothers, called “spiders” they are more versitle and better protected then their baby brothers.  They are stronger, and deadlier too.  Only 5 are required to take down the average fully grown human male.  They can be fitted with a wide array of sensors, but their main goal is prepration for a new robot base.  Leave your house NOW.

The “crawlers” are the worst ones, their arms can be interchanged with needles, or guns.  The guns kill, the needles are thought to contain advanced microbiological nano robots that are used to assimilate humans Borg style.  They even have a port to connect the newly assimulated drones to the network to get their instructions.