Pickles, they kill
It’s things like this that are the reason why i love the internet. Proof That Pickles Are Bad For You. It’s a website that tell you the many dangers of eating pickles.
- Nearly all sick people have eaten pickles; therefore, the effects are obviously cumulative.
- Of all the people who die from cancer, 99% have eaten pickles.
- 100% of all soldiers have eaten pickles; therefore, pickles must be related to wars.
- 98.8% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten pickles.
- 99.7% of all the people involved in the air and auto accidents ate pickles within 14 days preceding the tragedy.
- 93.1% of all juvenile delinquents come from homes where pickles are served frequently.
My favorite though:
Of all the people born in 1865 who later dined on pickles, there has been a 100% mortality rate.
you can’t argue with pure facts like that, and that’s why, i don’t eat pickles…
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