Cell phone replacement
Does seeing that instantly make you think about what you’d do with your cell phone if you were there?
Well, read through your Cell phone insurance fine print, maybe you’ll see this:
L. Any Loss or damage caused by or through or in consequence, directly or indirectly, of Nuclear Hazard, meaning any weapon employing atomic fission or fusion; or nuclear reaction or radiation or radioactive contamination from any other cause; but we will pay for direct physical Loss caused by resulting fire, if the fire would be covered under this Certificate.
That’s from coverage by Asurion.
I just want to say, thanks, now i can fulfill a life goal of mine, and then call maria and tell her that i fulfilled one of them with the new cell phone i’m getting cause my old one got totally and completly raped by the nuke i just saw, but hey, 1 life goal down!
October 31st, 2006 at 11:47 am
[...] Very nice alternative, until you remember that little thing called centripetal force, which at those speeds is enough to kill any human basically. However, what humans can’t do, thermo-nuclear devices can do, and we all know that space is the final frontier, and what better way to begin exploring it again, but to pave the way with weapons of mas destruction. Besides, its also another life goal of mine to see a nuclear explosion in space, and now that i have that great insurance, i can see it! [...]